Quick Charlie Sheen joke.

This one is whizzing around the Internets, so stop me if you've heard it before.

Actually, this intro is longer than the joke, so there will be no time to stop me. It's just a figure of speech.

Q: How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Thank you. Try the veal! I'll be here all week.